[pyrepl-dev] That wouldn't be very nice.

[Nannie]

We ask merely so that we may mingle in with the natives as easily as
yourself.
Those things don't come easy, you know.
I'll be in tomorrow, if I'm lucky.
You have to draw the line somewhere. Me, I start celebrating on the
Monday of Thanksgiving week, where 'celebrating' means 'stubbornly
slacking off in the spirit of the season'.

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At the office cafeteria, they started calling me Mr.
I'll see you guys in April. My local Elvis impersonators' union would've
been proud.
They'd lived here considerably longer than our two weeks in town, and we
trusted them to take us to Boston's finest areas. So I shrugged at him
helplessly between limps, faced forward, and prayed to god he didn't
kick me in the ass with his one good leg.
I got onto the elevator and rode up to the main floor. It'd beat those
Michael Bolton CDs and 'All I Ever Needed to Know.
I'm not above giving pocket lint as Christmas presents. Which is true
whether I can see or not.
I can still visually confirm how things are progressing when I'm peeing,
if need be.
By the end of the second, panting.
Meanwhile, the only exercise I got for two full weeks was cramming food
into my gob with one hand, and waving with the other for the waiter to
bring me more. The established rules of grammar are sadly silent on
matters concerning noises to be derived from 'euil' letter combinations.
I get into enough trouble for sleeping at my desk, without getting
caught conked out in the hallway.
Not without a lot of free time and a complicated series of carefully
placed mirrors. ' books I used to give as a kid, at least.
But they'd take away my weekend warrior card if I walked out of the gym
without some sort of ache, pull, limp, or a hitch in my giddyup. I'll
show up next week.
Unlike, say, John Goodman, for instance.
I lent Ted the keys before he left, and he must've put it there.
I'll see you guys in April. Remarkably, neither of them called me on the
ruse.
Which is true whether I can see or not. But at least I don't have to
wander the mall looking for an eggplant-shaped woman to try them on for
size. If my eyesight gets much worse, it might not be entirely safe to
drive my car.
I'll see you guys in April. I could be stranded at the office! And did
the devil really invent 'pasties'?
They'll get suspicious.
They're still the same bits of flimsy clear plastic they always were.
I'll get my consumer freak on at Amazon and Woot. It's been a while
since I've gotten a new pair, and my vision has gradually drifted from
'barely passable for safely operating a pencil sharpener' to 'sorry,
officer, I thought the sign said STOOP'.
But what if they don't? From the elbows down, it's like I wasn't even
there.
My elevator companion, being the polite and upstanding gent that he is,
stepped aside to let me go first.
I could still drink and eat, and kick people the hell out when I get
tired, right?
Well, I gave him that report before he left, as far as you know. We ask
merely so that we may mingle in with the natives as easily as yourself.
I can't possibly be the only one.
And did the devil really invent 'pasties'? com for full links, other
content, and more! I'll be in tomorrow, if I'm lucky.